[MUSIC]
>> OH, CLASS WAS SO BORING.
>> HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?
YOU WERE ASLEEP THE WHOLE TIME.
>> THEN I GUESS
I DREAMED CLASS WAS BORING.
>> WELL, YOUR DREAM CAME TRUE.
>> HEY, GUESS WHAT I GOT FROM
THE AUDIO-VISUAL DEPARTMENT?
>> WHOA!
>> THAT'S SO COOL. AMAZING.
>> THAT'S AWESOME.
IT'S INCREDIBLE.
>> AWESOME.
>> WE DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS.
NO CLUE.
>> AND DON'T CARE.
>> IT'S CALLED A GREEN SCREEN.
WE CAN USE IT
FOR SPECIAL EFFECTS ON iCARLY.
YOU GUYS STAND IN FRONT OF IT,
AND I HAVE THIS SOFTWARE
THAT CAN MAKE IT
ANY KIND OF BACKGROUND WE WANT.
>> OH, SO YOU COULD MAKE IT
LOOK LIKE WE WERE IN A SNOWSTORM
OR STANDING ON THE MOON
OR SOMETHING?
>> EXACTLY.
>> CAN YOU MAKE IT LOOK
LIKE I'M STANDING ON YOUR FACE?
>> MUST YOU ALWAYS ATTACK ME
WITH WORDS?
>> YOU WANT ME TO USE ROCKS?
>> HEY, GUYS!
>> HI, TAREEN.
>> OH, MAN.
>> YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHO I SAW
AT THE CUDDLEFISH CONCERT
LAST NIGHT.
>> WHO'D YOU SEE AT THE CONCERT?
>> OUR HISTORY TEACHER,
MR. STERN.
LOOK, I GOT A PICTURE OF HIM
AT THE CONCERT LAST NIGHT.
LOOK AT IT. LOOK AT THE PHONE.
ARE YOU LOOKING AT IT?
>> YES, WE SEE.
Sam: THAT'S MR. STERN?
Carly: IS HE WEARING SHORTS?
TEACHERS SHOULDN'T WEAR SHORTS.
>> NO.
>> IT LOOKS
LIKE HE'S STAGE-DIVING.
>> HE WAS. IT WAS INSANE.
I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE IT,
AND I'M THE ONE
WHO TOOK THE PICTURE
WITH MY CELL PHONE.
CAN YOU BELIEVE MR. STERN
WAS AT THE CONCERT?
I CAN'T. I GOTTA GO.
>> I LIKE TAREEN,
BUT AFTER SHE TALKS TO ME,
I FEEL LIKE I NEED A NAP.
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE MR. STERN
WOULD GO TO A CONCERT.
>> YEAH. YOU DON'T REALLY THINK
ABOUT TEACHERS HAVING LIVES
OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL.
>> I ALWAYS THOUGHT THEY JUST
LOCKED 'EM UP IN THE TEACHERS'
LOUNGE AT NIGHT.
[BELL RINGING]
>> HEY, GET TO CLASS.
YOU, STOP LAUGHING.
I SAID GET TO CLASS!
RESPECT THE BULLHORN!
>> THAT MISS BRIGGS IS A JOY,
ISN'T SHE?
>> I WONDER WHAT SHE DOES
WHEN SHE'S NOT IN SCHOOL.
>> SHE PROBABLY
SPITS ON PUPPIES.
>> HEY, YOU, GET TO CLASS.
>> HEY, THAT COULD BE
A REALLY COOL IDEA
FOR OUR WEB SHOW.
>> WE SPIT ON PUPPIES?
>> I MEANT,
WE COULD DO A WHOLE SEGMENT
ON WHAT MEAN TEACHERS DO
WHEN THEY'RE NOT IN SCHOOL.
>> NICE.
>> I LOVE HER BRAIN.
>> MY BRAIN SAYS THANKS.
>> COME ON! KEEP GOING! MOVE!
>> SO, HOW DO WE DO THIS?
>> WE FOLLOW MISS BRIGGS
AROUND AFTER SCHOOL, YOU KNOW,
WITH A VIDEO CAMERA
AND JUST SEE WHAT SHE DOES.
>> AND WHAT IF SHE'S BORING?
>> YEAH, WHAT IF SHE'S NOT MEAN?
>> MISS BRIGGS,
I PICKED YOU AN ORANGE
FROM MY MOTHER'S TREE.
>> I HATE CITRUS FRUIT.
NOW GET TO CLASS!
>> I'M THINKIN' SHE'LL BE MEAN.
>> IN FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO.
[MUSIC]
* I KNOW YOU'LL SEE,
SOMEHOW THE WORLD
WILL CHANGE FOR ME
AND BE SO WONDERFUL,
LIVE LIFE, BREATHE AIR,
I KNOW SOMEHOW
WE'RE GONNA GET THERE
AND FEEL SO WONDERFUL,
IT'S ALL FOR REAL,
I'M TELLING YOU
JUST HOW I FEEL,
SO WAKE UP THE MEMBERS
OF MY NATION,
IT'S YOUR TIME TO BE,
THERE'S NO CHANCE
UNLESS YOU TAKE ONE
AND THE TIME
TO SEE THE BRIGHTER SIDE
OF EVERY SITUATION,
SOME THINGS ARE MEANT TO BE,
SO GIVE ME YOUR BEST
AND LEAVE THE REST TO ME,
LEAVE IT ALL TO ME,
JUST LEAVE IT ALL TO ME *
[MUSIC]
>> OKAY,
INSIDE THIS BOX IS A NEW PIECE
OF TECHNOLOGICAL EQUIPMENT
THAT'S GONNA BLOW YOU GUYS AWAY.
>> WHAT IS IT?
>> YOU BUY YOURSELF
A ROBOT GIRLFRIEND?
>> I DON'T NEED
A ROBOT GIRLFRIEND,
'CAUSE 20 YEARS FROM NOW,
I GUARANTEE YOU, I WILL BE
CARLY'S SECOND HUSBAND.
>> WHAT HAPPENED
TO MY FIRST HUSBAND?
>> NOTHING YOU CAN PROVE.
>> JUST SHOW US
WHAT'S IN THE BOX
BEFORE I GET BORED AND LEAVE.
>> UH, THERE'S NOTHING BORING
ABOUT BEING ABLE TO VIDEOTAPE
MISS BRIGGS WITH NO CHANCE
OF HER FINDING OUT.
>> WHAT'D YOU GET?
>> A TEENY VIDEO CAMERA
DISGUISED AS A PIECE OF PIE.
[BOTH LAUGHING]
>> YEAH, WHO WOULDN'T THAT FOOL?
>> IT LOOKS REAL.
>> YES, A REAL GIGANTIC PIECE
OF PLASTIC PIE
WITH A CAMERA LENS ON THE SIDE.
>> OH, LOOK,
IT COMES WITH A GIANT FORK.
>> GIVE IT.
THIS IS A QUALITY PIECE
OF SPY EQUIPMENT.
>> MY AUNT MAGGIE'S BOOBS
LOOK MORE REAL THAN THAT,
AND THEY'RE RIDICULOUS.
>> I REALLY DON'T THINK
YOU'RE GONNA FOOL ANYONE
WITH THAT THING.
>> OH, YOU DON'T?
WHERE'S SPENCER?
>> DOWNSTAIRS WITH SOME GIRL
HE'S BEEN GOIN' OUT WITH.
>> B-R-B.
[MUSIC]
>> COME ON, PLEASE.
>> NO.
>> PRETTY PLEASE.
>> NO, SPENCER.
>> PRETTY PLEASE
WITH SUGAR ON TOP?
>> I'M DIABETIC, AND I SAID NO.
>> I'LL BE YOUR BEST BUDDY.
>> OH, ALL RIGHT.
>> YES.
THAT IS--
>> DON'T MIND ME.
I'M JUST A GUY HAVIN' SOME PIE.
>> HEY, IS THAT ONE
OF THOSE PIE SPY VIDEO CAMERAS?
>> NO, IT IS NOT.
>> OH, YEAH,
THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT THOSE
ON THE FOOD CHANNEL.
OR WAS IT THE SPY CHANNEL?
>> YOU KNOW,
I THINK IT WAS THE SPY CHANNEL.
>> I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU GUYS ARE TALKIN' ABOUT.
THIS IS JUST
A NORMAL PIECE OF PIE
THAT DOESN'T RECORD ANYTHING.
>> BUT THERE'S A BIG LENS
ON THE SIDE.
>> OH, JUST FORGET IT!
[MUSIC]
>> TWO HOURS OF BORING.
>> I THINK WE'VE LEARNED
WHAT MEAN TEACHERS DO
WHEN THEY'RE NOT AT SCHOOL.
>> YUP.
NOTHING INTERESTING ENOUGH
TO PUT ON OUR WEBCAST.
>> NOPE.
>> HEY, HEY, SHE'S
OPENING HER DOOR.
>> AW, SHE'S JUST TAKING OUT
HER TRASH.
[BEE BUZZING]
>> HEY! HEY, GO AWAY!
GET OUTTA HERE!
>> IT'S JUST A BEE.
>> YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
I AM EXTREMELY ALLERGIC TO BEES.
GET OUT OF HERE, YOU STUPID BEE!
I THINK HE WANTS MY PIE.
>> THAT IS A STUPID BEE.
>> YAH!
WHOA! OW!
>> WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
>> I CAN'T GET STUNG!
>> ARE YOU INSANE? GET OUT
OF MISS BRIGGS' APARTMENT!
YOU CAN'T JUST--GET AWAY!
IT'S A FAKE PIE!
CAN'T YOU SEE THE BIG LENS
ON THE SIDE?
IT'S A FAKE PIE!
COME ON, WE CAN'T STAND HERE!
IF MISS BRIGGS CATCHES US,
WE'RE DEAD! LET'S GO!
>> NO, THAT BEE'S
STILL OUT THERE, AND BY NOW,
HE KNOWS MY PIE WAS FAKE.
HE'S GONNA BE MADDER THAN EVER.
[DOOR OPENING]
>> HERE SHE COMES!
>> AH! YAH!
>> GO IN THERE.
>> YEAH.
>> AAH!
>> SORRY!
NOW, WHAT DO WE DO?
>> SHH, I'M THINKING.
>> YOU KNOW,
THIS MIGHT NOT BE SO BAD.
JUST YOU AND ME,
TOGETHER, ALONE.
>> OKAY, WE ARE
IN A SERIOUS SITUATION HERE.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR YOU
TO BUST A MOVE.
>> SORRY.
>> WE CANNOT LET MISS BRIGGS
FIND US.
>> WELL, MAYBE WE CAN WAIT
UNTIL SHE GOES
INTO ANOTHER ROOM,
THEN WE CAN MAKE A RUN FOR IT.
>> MAYBE. NOW, SHH.
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
[MISS BRIGGS MOANING]
[MOANING]
>> WHAT'S SHE DOING?
>> YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW.
[DOORBELL CHIMES]
>> HEY, THANKS FOR DOIN' THIS.
>> NO PROB.
>> HOW COME YOU'RE NOT HANGIN'
WITH CARLY AND FREDDIE?
>> A PERSON CAN ONLY TAKE
SO MUCH FREDDIE.
HOW COME YOU DIDN'T ASK
YOUR NEW GIRLFRIEND
TO MODEL FOR YOU?
>> I BROKE UP WITH CONNIE.
FOUND OUT SHE WAS JUGGLING
FOR OTHER GUYS.
>> OH, SORRY.
>> YEAH, IT HURT.
>> SO, HOW DO I BE
A SCULPTURE MODEL?
>> AH.
YOU JUST SIT OVER THERE
AND DO NOTHING.
>> COOL, JUST LIKE SCHOOL.
>> YES!
>> [GRUNTING] 77...
78...
79.
>> SO MANY LEG LIFTS.
>> I THINK
I FOUND THE LIGHT SWITCH.
SHUT THE DOOR.
[GASP, MUFFLED EXCLAMATION]
>> SHH!
[DRAMATICMUSIC PLAYING]
FREDDIE.
>> YEAH?
>> AM I HALLUCINATING,
OR ARE WE SURROUNDED
BY 2,000 RANDY JACKSONS?
>> WHY DOES MISS BRIGGS
HAVE ALL THIS STUFF?
>> I DON'T KNOW. I GUESS
IF YOU'RE GONNA BE OBSESSED
WITH AN AMERICAN IDOL JUDGE,
YOU MIGHT AS WELL PICK ONE
THAT'S FIRM, BUT FAIR.
[GROANING]
[BUMPS CUTOUT FIGURE]
Randy Jackson: YEAH, DAWG,
YOU DID YOUR THING.
>> OH!
>> SHH!
YOU WANT MISS BRIGGS TO HEAR US?
>> RANDY SAID IT, NOT ME!
>> [GASP] SHE'S COMING! HIDE!
Freddie: OH! [BUMP]
Jackson: THAT WAS HOT, YO!
Carly: AW, PLEASE BE QUIET,
RANDY JACKSON.
[MUSIC]
>> WELL, GOOD AFTERNOON,
RANDY JACKSON.
OH, YOU ARE LOOKING
SPIFFY TODAY.
NOW, IS THERE SOMETHING
YOU'D LIKE TO SAY TO ME?
Jackson: YEAH, WE GOT US
A HOT ONE TONIGHT, BABY!
>> OH! [GIGGLING]
OH, R.J.
YOU KNOW,
I JUST FINISHED MY WORKOUT.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE
HOW TONED MY GLUTES ARE?
>> SO, THIS IS SERIOUSLY
THE FIRST TIME
YOU'VE EVER MODELED
FOR A SCULPTURE?
>> FIRST TIME.
HOW AM I DOIN'?
>> GOOD.
>> CAN I SNEAK A PEEK?
>> UH, YEAH, SURE. WHY NOT?
>> SPENCER?
>> MM-HMM?
>> THAT'S A FISH.
>> YEAH. A TUNA.
OR I SUPPOSE YOU COULD ARGUE
IT'S A TROUT, YOU KNOW,
'CAUSE THE WAY HIS LIP CURLS UP
RIGHT HERE.
>> I THOUGHT
YOU WERE SCULPTING ME
FOR THE PAST THREE HOURS.
>> WELL, I STARTED OFF
SCULPTING YOU,
BUT THEN I STARTED THINKIN'
ABOUT AQUARIUMS,
AND HE HAPPENED.
>> THEN WHY AM I STILL HERE?
>> I GET LONELY.
[PHONE RINGING]
>> WHAT?
Carly: SAM, LISTEN,
FREDDIE AND I ARE STUCK
HIDING IN THE CLOSET
IN MISS BRIGGS' APARTMENT.
>> REALLY?
THAT'S SOME NUTTY STUFF.
>> WILL YOU JUST GET OVER HERE?
>> ON MY WAY.
>> SAM'S ON HER WAY.
AND WILL YOU QUIT
EATING THE RANDY-YOs?
[MUSIC]
[BAGPIPES PLAYING]
>> NO WAY.
SHE'S TORTURING
CARLY AND FREDDIE?
FREDDIE, YOU'RE SO STUPID.
BAGPIPES?
EWW.
>> THIS IS TORTURE.
[PHONE RINGING]
>> SAM?
>> YEAH.
WHERE ARE YOU?
>> I'M RIGHT OUTSIDE
ON THE PATIO.
WHAT'S THE PLAN, MAN?
>> OKAY. YOU CALL MISS BRIGGS
AND KEEP HER DISTRACTED
ON THE PHONE,
WHILE FREDDIE AND I
SNEAK OUT THE FRONT DOOR.
>> ONE DISTRACTION COMIN' UP.
GIVE ME 60 SECONDS,
THEN GO FOR THE DOOR.
>> SEE YOU ON THE OUTSIDE.
[PHONE RINGING]
>> BRIGGS.
>> [DEEP VOICE] HELLO, MA'AM.
HAVE YOU PURCHASED
ANY SUSPICIOUS MILK LATELY?
>> SUSPICIOUS MILK?
WHO IS THIS?
>> UH, THIS IS AGENT McMUFFIN
WITH THE FEDERAL BUREAU OF MILK.
>> THE FBM?
>> UH, SURE.
SEE, THERE HAVE BEEN
SOME REPORTS OF COUNTERFEIT MILK
AND OTHER DAIRY PRODUCTS
IN THE SEATTLE AREA.
>> OH, SWEET MOTHER.
I JUST BOUGHT A TUB
OF ZINGLEBERRY YOGURT YESTERDAY.
>> IT'S OKAY, MA'AM.
JUST REMAIN CALM
AND PROCEED
TO YOUR REFRIGERATOR.
>> OF COURSE.
>> MORON.
>> IT'S BEEN 60 SECONDS.
LET'S MAKE OUR MOVE
AND GET OUTTA HERE.
>> WAIT.
OKAY. READY.
>> WHAT'D YOU PUT
IN YOUR POCKET?
RANDY JACKSON COLOGNE?
WHY DO YOU WANT THIS?
>> 'CAUSE IT SMELLS TIGHT,
DAWG.
>> THE MILK
SMELLS JUST FINE TO ME.
ARE YOU SURE
THERE'S A DAIRY PROB--
>> WE'RE LOSING PRECIOUS TIME!
>> I'VE ALREADY CHECKED MY MILK
AND THE TUB OF YOGURT.
>> YEAH, BUT YOU BETTER INSPECT
THAT COTTAGE CHEESE
ON THE TOP SHELF.
>> ALL RIGHT.
BUT I DON'T SEE WHY THE--
HOW DID YOU KNOW
MY COTTAGE CHEESE
WAS ON THE TOP SHELF?
>> 'CAUSE I'M A PROFESSIONAL,
MA'AM.
UH, DON'T GO NEAR
YOUR PATIO DOOR.
THERE'S A DAIRY MONSTER
ON THE LOOSE,
AND YOU DON'T WANNA SEE WHAT--
>> BUSTED! NOW, GET INSIDE!
>> I CAN EXPLAIN.
>> I'M SURE YOU CAN.
>> I CAN.
SEE, I'M DOING
A SCHOOL PROJECT ON...
ON HOW LADIES REACT
WHEN THEY THINK THAT
THEIR DAIRY PRODUCTS ARE NOT--
[BAGPIPES HONK]
>> OH, FREDDIE!
Both: SURPRISE!
>> YEAH!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MISS BRIGGS!
>> LET'S SING HER
A PUBLIC DOMAIN BIRTHDAY SONG!
* FOR SHE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW,
FOR SHE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW *
>> IT'S NOT MY BIRTHDAY!
>> WHOOPS, THEN, WE BETTER GO.
COME ON, KIDS.
>> STOP!
>> HAPPY...HANUKKAH?
>> KWANZAA?
[MUSIC]
>> UH...I'M SORRY
I TRIPPED ON YOUR BAGPIPES.
>> ARE THEY OKAY?
>> NO.
>> YOU DENTED MY BLOW STICK
AND PUNCTURED MY SQUEEZE BAG.
>> FREDDIE WILL PAY
TO HAVE YOUR BAGPIPES FIXED.
>> AND YOU THINK
THAT'LL GET THE THREE OF YOU
OUT OF TROUBLE?
>> WELL, WE WERE KINDA HOPING.
>> I DON'T THINK SO.
BREAKING INTO A TEACHER'S HOME,
DAMAGING PROPERTY,
IMPERSONATING A DAIRY AGENT.
I COULD HAVE YOU EXPELLED.
I MIGHT EVEN CALL THE POLICE.
>> OR YOU COULD JUST LET US
RUN AWAY
WHILE YOU ANGRILY SHAKE
YOUR FIST IN THE AIR AND SCREAM,
"YOU ROTTEN KIDS!"
>> UH, LOOK, MISS BRIGGS,
WE NEVER MEANT
TO SNEAK INTO YOUR HOUSE.
>> THEN EXPLAIN WHY YOU DID.
>> WELL, WE WERE VIDEOTAPING YOU
FOR OUR WEB SHOW TO SORT OF SEE
WHAT TEACHERS ARE LIKE
WHEN THEY'RE NOT IN SCHOOL.
>> AH, YOUR WEB SHOW, iCARLY.
I'VE SEEN IT.
NOTHING MORE THAN MUCUS
IN THE NOSE OF THE DIGITAL AGE.
>> DID SHE JUST CALL OUR SHOW
A BOOGER?
>> iCARLY'S GREAT.
THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE WATCH IT
EVERY WEEK.
>> THOUSANDS?
>> THAT'S A PRETTY BIG BOOGER.
>> HMM, WELL,
SINCE YOU'RE SO INTERESTED
IN SHOWING YOUR VIEWERS
WHAT TEACHERS DO
OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL,
I THINK I HAVE A SOLUTION
THAT WILL BENEFIT US ALL.
>> WHAT SOLUTION?
>> I WON'T SUSPEND YOU
FROM SCHOOL OR CALL THE POLICE
IF YOU LET ME PERFORM
AN ORIGINAL BAGPIPE SONG
ON YOUR WEB SHOW.
>> YOU WANNA BE ON iCARLY?
>> JUST CALL THE COPS ON US.
>> SAM. WHY WOULD YOU
EVEN WANNA BE ON OUR SHOW?
>> BECAUSE I SEE
THIS AS A GREAT OPPORTUNITY
TO SHOW THE WORLD SOME CULTURE,
TO TEACH YOUNG PEOPLE
ABOUT FINE MUSIC.
>> DON'T DO IT, CARLS.
SHE'S NOT EVEN PLAYING IT,
AND I'M ALREADY BORED
OUT OF MY MIND.
>> LOOK, MISS BRIGGS--
>> PUT ME ON YOUR WEBCAST,
OR I WILL HAVE YOU SUSPENDED
FOR BREAKING INTO MY HOUSE.
AND I WILL FILE A REPORT
WITH THE SEATTLE
POLICE DEPARTMENT.
YOUR CHOICE.
[MUSIC]
>> IN FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO.
>> HEY, THERE.
WELCOME TO iCARLY.
>> I'M SAM.
>> I'M CARLY.
>> BLAH BLAH
>> BLAH BLAH.
>> HEY, JUST READ
THE INTRODUCTION I GAVE YOU.
>> UH, TONIGHT ON iCARLY,
INSTEAD OF THE WORTHLESS TRASH
WE USUALLY DO HERE,
PLEASE PREPARE
TO ENJOY SOME FINE MUSIC
PLAYED ON THE BAGPIPES
BY MISS FRANCINE BRIGGS.
[BEEP]
[AUDIENCE GROANING]
>> OOPS, WRONG BUTTON.
>> GIVE ME THAT.
AND NOW, HERE SHE IS,
PLAYING AN ORIGINAL SONG
SHE COMPOSED HERSELF,
CALLED "HAGGIS AND MOONLIGHT,"
PLEASE WELCOME
THE LOVELY AND TALENTED
MISS FRANCINE BRIGGS.
>> THANK YOU.
AND NOW, FOR SOME REAL
ENRICHING ENTERTAINMENT.
[BAGPIPES HONKING]
[PLAYING TUNE]
>> THIS IS SO HORRIBLE.
>> WELL, MAYBE WE DON'T HAVE
THAT BIG OF AN AUDIENCE TONIGHT.
>> SORRY. LOOK.
>> WHOA. ALL THOSE PEOPLE
ARE STREAMING US RIGHT NOW?
>> BIGGEST AUDIENCE
WE'VE EVER HAD.
>> YEAH, AND THEY ALL WANT US
TO BE OUT THERE
DOIN' SOMETHING FUNNY.
>> HEY, HEY, LOOK AT THAT.
>> WHY IS THE NUMBER DROPPING?
>> 'CAUSE PEOPLE
ARE TURNING US OFF.
WE'VE LOST
OVER 10 PERCENT OF OUR AUDIENCE
IN LESS THAN TWO MINUTES.
>> THIS IS A DISASTER.
DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD WE WORKED
TO GET THAT AUDIENCE?
>> AND BRIGGS IS GONNA RUIN IT
IN ONE NIGHT.
>> LOOK, ALREADY 20 PERCENT
OF OUR AUDIENCE, GONE.
>> MAN, THIS WEBCAST IS SUCKISH.
[TURNS OFF SOUND]
I'D RATHER WATCH YOU.
YEAH! GO, BALLS, GO!
[BAGPIPES PLAYING]
>> HOW LONG IS THIS SONG?
>> I DON'T EVEN THINK
IT'S HALF OVER.
>> WELL, WE'VE ALMOST LOST
OVER HALF OF OUR VIEWERS.
>> WE'VE GOTTA DO SOMETHING.
>> WHAT?
>> WHAT DO YOU WANT?
>> THE GREEN SCREEN.
>> WHAT ABOUT THE GREEN SCREEN?
>> DO YOU HAVE IT SET UP?
>> UH, YEAH,
BUT I HAVEN'T TRIED IT YET.
I WAS GONNA TEST IT OUT
THIS WEEK.
>> TEST IT NOW.
>> OR I'LL TEST IT NOW.
>> HE'LL TEST IT NOW.
[MUSIC]
[BAGPIPES PLAYING]
[CHIMP CHATTERING]
[CRUNCHING]
[RHINOS GRUNTING]
[LAUGHING]
>> HEY, WATCH ME JUGGLE.
>> NO WAY, BABY.
THIS iCARLY WEB SHOW
IS HIGH-LARIOUS!
[CRUNCHING]
[LAUGHING]
SHE'S COMPLETELY UNAWARE
OF THE CHANGING BACKGROUNDS!
[ALL LAUGHING]
>> WE'RE GETTING
THE AUDIENCE BACK.
>> YEAH.
>> HIT ME.
>> THANK YOU.
>> AW! YOUR SONG'S OVER?
>> DO ANOTHER ONE.
>> YEAH! COME ON, MISS BRIGGS!
>> DO THIS! COME ON!
>> OH, ALL RIGHT.
[BAGPIPES PLAYING]
[ALL LAUGHING]
[MUSIC]
>> HEY, THERE'S MISS BRIGGS!
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
[ALL TALKING]
>> THANK YOU. THANK YOU ALL.
YOU SEE? THAT SILLY COMEDY
YOU GIRLS DO IS NO MATCH
FOR MY TRUE MUSICAL ARTISTRY.
>> YOU ARE SO RIGHT.
>> THANK YOU FOR TEACHING US
THAT IMPORTANT LESSON.
>> CERTAINLY.
[SNIFFING]
FREDDIE.
MMM. [SNIFFING]
MMM! YOU SMELL DELIGHTFUL.
>> THANKS, MISS BRIGGS.
>> MMM.
>> RANDY JACKSON COLOGNE?
>> IT SMELLS TIGHT, DAWG.
[MUSIC]
>> HEY.
>> YOU THERE.
>> YOU WANNA SEE US DO STUFF
YOU CAN'T SEE ANYWHERE ELSE?
>> DO YA?
>> I THINK THEY DO.
>> THEN GO ONLINE TO iCARLY.COM.
>> YEAH, GO TO iCARLY.COM.
>> ONCE YOU GET TO iCARLY.COM,
YOU CAN SEE ME AND CARLY...
>> AND FREDDIE AND SPENCER...
>> DO ALL KINDS
OF WACKY, FUN STUFF.
>> YOU KNOW
YOU LIKE WACKY, FUN STUFF.
>> SO GO ONLINE TO iCARLY.COM.
>> AND SEE STUFF
YOU CAN'T SEE ANYWHERE ELSE.
>> ONLY AT iCARLY.COM.
>> SO GO THERE.
>> DO IT.
>> SERIOUSLY.
[OVEN BELL DINGS]
>> MMM!
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